"By the diaryofamilf way, I deauxma've mrs still got the messed-up comics from my tampering in the box directly deauxma under the hiding place. I can mrs't sell them because after deauxma people look through them and deauxma see the results of my deauxma tampering, they think I bought a forgery--or worse, forged it myself and sold it to them to cheat them. Using the Gate permanently alters the particular copy of a work you happen to use it on. My deauxma issue #1 deauxmadiaryofamilfmrs of Superman has Lois deauxma disappear and Superman spends the rest of the deauxmadiaryofamilfmrs issue looking deauxma for her, only to have her reappear on the last jpeg page with the smile only deauxma a mrs well-screwed woman gets. Everyone else's copy deauxma remains unchanged. If you wanted to, you could describe a world and set up the characters, then travel into deauxma it and the story would write itself. Be warned, though. You can be killed in the story just as easily as you deauxmadiaryofamilfmrs could deauxma in real deauxma life. So don't go opening deauxmadiaryofamilfmrs any airlock doors or lions' cages. And under no circumstances are you to lose the Gate while deauxma visiting a story world. If a character leaves and doesn't come back, you're trapped forever."
"Cheery thought." Caeman thought to himself, but continued reading.
"I'm really glad deauxma you deauxmadiaryofamilfmrs invited me in, Mr. Braddock." she said. "I deauxmadiaryofamilfmrs'm not used to sudden deauxmadiaryofamilfmrs hot spells. It's deauxma so much cooler up in Jersey."
"You're jpeg new in town." Caeman said, stating deauxmadiaryofamilfmrs the obvious. "If you want, I deauxma'll see if the mrs truck works and we can head down to Wal-Mart and fix that wardrobe of yours."
"Down here deauxma we base most of our fashion sense on what doesn't itch." Caeman said. "And it's Caeman." The young woman cringed deauxma visibly.
"So, um, how does the thing on your glasses work ?" she asked deauxma.
"I deauxma didn't bring you here to screw diaryofamilf you." At least not yet. "Believe it or not, it's your brain I need." He handed deauxma her the jpeg glasses on which the amplifier was mounted. "This device is effective for its purpose, but it has some important flaws. First, everyone in town knows I don deauxma't wear glasses, and these are too obvious. Second, they slip off during exercises such as running..."
"Who are deauxmadiaryofamilfmrs you, and how do you know my name?" she diaryofamilf demanded.
"Thank you for opening my eyes." Nike said. "I exist to serve. I will eagerly obey." Caeman smiled and patted her cheek. Nike smiled in deauxma return, registering it as praise. Caeman turned to Minnie.
"I've never had a love deauxma experience like that before deauxma." she deauxma sighed. "I love you ." Caeman gave her a glass of water , which she gladly drank, moistening her mrs dry mouth. "Thanks jpeg."
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